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Afroman ~ Colt 45
| **Says** Whoa! Good morning ladies. You like that shit man? I got a gang of that shit man. I'll tell you what My man on the guitar Dude on the drums Everyody gather 'round the mic I'll tell ya all these muthaf**kas First I'mma start it off like this Help me sing it homeboy! C'mon! **Sings** Colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the door at the dogs Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs stop and it the bomb like ching chang chong i said it takes form him to hong kong i said roll, roll, roll my joint feelin' high as hell flyin' through palm bell skatin' on dragon wheels so roll, roll, roll the '83 cadillac coupe de ville if takes those mercedes just don't sell i bet my caddy will well it was just sun down in a small white town and they call it east side palm down when the afroman walked through the white land houses went up for sale well i was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's when i met a lil' girl named Jan i let her ride in my caddy 'cause i didn't know her daddy was the leader of the ku-klux-klan we fu**ked on the bed fu**ked on the floor fu**ked so long i grew a fu**kin' afro then i fuled to the left fucked to the right she sucked my d!c* til the sh!* turned white i thought to myself "sheeba, sheeba!" got my a$$ lookin' like a zebra i put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy pulled up in a chevorlet so i ran, jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waitin' with a 2 by 4 oh he beat me to the left beat me to the right the muthfu**ka whooped my a$$ all night but i ain't mad at her prejudice dad that's the best damn pu$s* i eva had i got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine i'mma fu*k that b!t*h just one more time Colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the door at the dogs Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs stop and it the bomb like ching chang chong i said it takes form him to hong kong i said roll, roll, roll my joint feelin' high as hell flyin' through palm bell skatin' on dragon wheels so roll, roll, roll the '83 cadillac coupe de ville if takes those mercedes just don't sell i bet my caddy will i met this lady in Hollywood she had green hair but damn she look good i took her to my house 'cause she looked fine but she whooped out a d!c* that was bigger than mine i met this lady from Japan never made love with an african i fu**ked her once, i fu**ked her twice i ate that pu$s* like shrimp-fried rice don't be amazed at the stories i tell you i met a woman in the heart of Australia she had a big butt and titties too so i hopped in her a$$ like a kangaroo see i met this woman from Hawaii stuck it in her a$$ and she said "iiiiiiiiieeeeee" lips was breakfast pu$s* was lunch then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch met Kernels Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky she said i'll fry some chicked if you just bum me i came in her mouth it was a crisis i gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices Colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the door at the dogs Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs stop and it the bomb like ching chang chong i said it takes form him to hong kong i said roll, roll, roll my joint feelin' high as hell flyin' through palm bell skatin' on dragon wheels so roll, roll, roll the '83 cadillac coupe de ville more free lyrics |