Free Lyrics 2026

[alan]
A-b-c-d-e
(wait, alan,
May i interest you in coming over to the giggenbush wit me?)
No no no, dis is my spot
Don't try and steal my spot
A - a is for the atrocious acts that you abominated and committed
A is also for ass, ate nine, eight seven and six
B b b
B is for your belligerent bitchy bottomous state of affairs bad bwoy
C is for the cantankerous condition of your character
You have no cutout
D is for the downright dastardly deeds that you do, dummy
Despite your degradations, +dialect+ distributed by disc
$12.95 for record and $10.95 for tape
E - e is for the everlasting thorn in my flesh
F is for flesh itself - fuck you!
G - get out my house
H - homer
I - idiot
J - jackoff
King, king k
Alan king of my castle
L is for the locquacious letter i'm about to lacerate your fatass wit
M - my, my, my, my, my son
Alan are you mad? the question is no
N - n is for new york city
O - oh o, oh no
You mean o oppression? ostrich-sized oppression
P - the plague that plagued our family name bitch!
Q - quote
Don't you question your quacky quagmire within your intelligence quotient?
Unquote
R r, r - you mean r r, are you ready?
Rash ravager, rudeness, unruly rambunctious rickety
Rough, rest {*snores*} resume
S - shitty, savage sacred - you sucker
T t t - you wan tea bwoy? wake up and smell da coffee!
U - you will never understand
V - vamoose, you vicious vermin
W w {*crying*} w is for the tears.. you make me wept
X, x - x amount of times i tell you
You could have gone to xavier to study the xylophone
Y? i don't know
Z is for zany, picture perfect like zenith
Z is for zoom, ok, clock z's